(Chris Simmons, Leilani Frey) Performed by Leilani Frey, Chris Simmons, Greg Roteik, Adrienne Hatkin
Lyrics
There are monkeys with crayons
Invading the town
They’ve got gum on their bums
And the plums on their tongues
They are painting their faces
With the fruit of man
They have spilled milky blood
And it’s time to cleanse their hands
There are trucks filled with yogurt
Crashing into doors
There are ninjas in slippers sharpening their swords
You gave me a cockpunch so I slapped your knuckled moose
Then run home to Montgomery in his clubhouse caboose
Come in!
Chris!
Feel free to like, be like, I want no part of this
Avatar!
Breakfast, spider punch, cockpunch, o-ring, shay-lo, j-lo, brown eye, stink nugget
Oh fuck it, oh ro ro ro ro rubbish rubbish rubbish ro
Ruby starfruit
Ruby starfruit
Ruby starfruit
Oye!
Shut ya mouth
Well the monkeys have polished crayons on the lamp
They are finding your women, turning them all damp
If you close one yer eye
You might find the magic key
To the edge of the bridge where the monkeys go to pee
I’m peeing
Rabies!