(Jane Wiedlin, Victoria Vox, Richard Whitney)
Lyrics
We’ve been together for so long (Oooh)
We had several happy years (Oooh)
Who’d’ve thought that it would go so wrong (Oooh)
Things’ve gotten really weird
(One!) You still call your mother mommy (Oooh)
(Two!) And you phone her twice a day (Oooh)
(Three!) And your cat peed on my laundry (Oooh)
(Four!) And my birthday’s not in May
I’m gonna push you, shove you, just for the thrill
And if the fall don’t catch you, the fishes will
Push you, shove you, just for the thrill
And if the fall don’t catch you, the fishes will (uh-huh)
(Five!) The grody noises when you chew, ew (Oooh)
(Six!) Your smelly socks on every floor, and what’s more (Oooh)
(Seven!) And your grout is green with mildew (Oooh)
I just can’t take it anymore
I’m gonna push you, shove you, just for the thrill
And if the fall don’t catch you, the fishes will
Push you, shove you, just for the thrill
And if the fall don’t catch you, the fishes will (uh-huh)
Oh you’ll sleep with the fishes
Because you really piss me
Off!
Mama let’s go to the water (Oooh)
There’s something waiting there for you
Come on, honey
I’m gonna push you, shove you, just for the thrill
And if the fall don’t catch you, the fishes will
Push you, shove you, just for the thrill
And if the fall don’t catch you, the fishes will (uh-huh)
Push you, shove you, just for the thrill
And if the fall don’t catch you, the fishes will (uh-huh)
Push you, shove you, just for the thrill
And if the fall don’t catch you, the fishes will